Part III Chapter Fourteen

chapterfourteen

theattentionoftheentirerestaurantistrainedonkateandelliot,waitingas

onewithbatedbreath.theanticipationisunbearable.silencestretcheslike

atautrubberband.theatmosphereisoppressive,apprehensiveandyet

hopefulthroughouttheroom.

katestaresblanklyatelliotashegazesupather,hiseyeswidewithlonging

—feareven.holycrap,kate!puthimoutofhismisery.please.jeez—he

couldha一veaskedherprivately.asingleteartricklesdownhercheek,though

sheremainsexpressionless.shit!katecrying?thenshesmiles,aslow

disbelievingi-think-i’ve-discovered-the-fabled-lost-city-of-el-doradosmile.

“yes,”shewhispers,abreathy,sweetacceptance—notkate-likeatall.for

onenanosecondthere’sapauseastheentirerestaurantexhalesacollective

sighofrelief—andthenthenoiseisdeafening.spontaneousapplause,

cheering,catcalls,whooping—andsuddenlyiha一vetearsrollingdownmy

face,smudgingmybarbie-meets-joan-jettmakeup.

oblivioustothecommotionaroundthem,thetwoarelockedintheirown

bubble.fromhispocketelliotproducesasmallbox,opensitandpresentsit

tokate.aring...andfromwhaticansee,anexquisitering,butineeda

closerlook.ohno—isthatwhathewasdoingwithgia?choosingaring?

shit!oh,i’msogladididn’ttellkate.katelooksfromtheringtoelliotthen

throwsherarmsaroundhisneck.theykiss,remarkablychasteforthem,and

thecrowdgoeswild.elliotstandsandacknowledgestheapprobationwitha

surprisinglygracefulbowthen,wearingahugeself-satisfiedgrin,sitsback

down.ican’ttakemyeyesoffthem.takingtheringoutofitsbox,elliotgently

slidesitontokate’sfinger,andtheykissoncemore.christiansqueezesmy

hand—ididn’trealizei’dbeengrippinghissotightly.ireleasehim,alittle

embarrassed,andheshakeshishand,mouthing,“ow.”

“sorry.didyouknowaboutthis?”iwhisper.

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christiansmiles,andiknowthathedid.hesummonsthewaiter.

“twobottlesofthecristalplease.the2002ifyouha一veit.”

ismirkathim.

“what?”heasks.

“becausethe2002issomuchbetterthanthe2003,”itease.helaughs.“to

thediscerningpalate,anastasia.”

“youha一veaverydiscerningpalate,mr.grey,andsingulartastes.”ismile.

“thatido,mrs.grey.”heleansinclose.“youtastebest,”hewhispers,and

hekissesacertainspotbehindmyear,sendinglittleshiversdownmyspine.

iblushscarletandfondlyrememberhisearlierdemonstrationofthequite

literalshortcomingsofmydress.miaisthefirstuptohugkateandelliot,

andwealltaketurnscongratulatingthehappycouple.iclutchkateinafierce

hug.

“see?hewasjustworriedabouthisproposal,”iwhisper.

“oh,ana.”shegiggle-sobs.

“kate,iamsohappyforyou.congratulations.”

christianisbehindme.heshakeselliot’shand,then—surprisingbothelliot

andme—pullshimintoahug.icanonlyjustcatchwhathesays.

“waytogo,lelliot,”hemurmurs.elliotsaysnothing—foroncestunnedinto

silence—thencautiouslyreturnshisbrother’shug.lelliot?

“thanks,christian,”elliotchokesout.

christiangiveskateabrief,ifawkward,almostarm’s-lengthhug.iknowthat

christian’sattitudetokateistolerant,atbest,andambivalentmostofthe

time,sothisisprogress.releasingher,hesayssoquietlyonlysheandican

hear,“ihopeyouareashappyinyourmarriageasiaminmine.”

“thankyou,christian.ihopeso,too,”shesaysgraciously.thewaiterhas

returnedwiththechampagne,whichheproceedstoopenwithan

understatedflourish.

christianholdshischampagneflutealoft.

“tokateandmydearbrother,elliot—congratulations.”

weallsip,well,iglug.hmmm—cristaltastessogood,andi’mremindedof

thefirsttimeidrankitatchristian’sclubandlater,oureventfulelevator

journeytothefirstfloor.

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christianfrownsatme.“whatareyouthinkingabout?”hewhispers.

“thefirsttimeidrankthischampagne.”

hisfrownbecomesmorequizzical.

“wewereatyourclub.”iprompt.

hegrins.“ohyes.iremember.”hewinksatme.

“elliot,ha一veyousetadate?”miapipesup.

elliotgiveshissisteranexasperatedstare.“i’veonlyjustaskedkate,so

we’llgetbacktoyouonthat,’kay?”

“oh,makeitachristmaswedding.thatwouldbesoromantic,andyou’d

ha一venotroublerememberingyouranniversary.”miaclapsherhands.

“i’lltakethatunderadvisement,”elliotsmirksather.

“afterthechampagne,pleasecanwegoclubbing?”miaturnsandgives

christianherbiggest,brown-eyedlook.

“ithinkweshouldaskelliotandkatewhatthey’dliketodo.”

asone,weturnexpectantlytothem.elliotshrugsandkateturnspuce.her

carnalintenttowardherfiancéissoclearinearlyspitfourhundred-dollar

champagnealloverthetable.

zaxisthemostexclusivenightclubinaspen—orsosaysmia.christian

strolls,hisarmwrappedaroundmywaist,tothefrontoftheshortlineandis

immediatelygrantedaccess.iwonderbrieflyifheownstheplace.iglanceat

mywatch—eleventhirtyintheevening,andi’mfeelingfuzzy.thetwoglasses

ofchampagneandseveralglassesofpouilly-fuméduringourmealare

startingtoha一veaneffect,andi’mgratefulchristianhashisarmaroundme.

“mr.grey,welcomeback,”saysaveryattractive,leggyblondeinblacksatin

hotpants,matchingsleevelessshirt,andalittleredbowtie.shesmiles

broadly,revealingperfectall-americanteethbetweenscarletlipsthatmatch

herbowtie.“maxwilltakeyourcoat.”

ayoungmandressedentirelyinblack,fortunatelynotsatin,smilesashe

offerstotakemycoat.hisdarkeyesarewarmandinviting.iamtheonlyone

wearingacoat—christianinsisteditakemia’strenchcoattocovermy

behind—somaxonlyhastodealwithme.

“nicecoat,”hesays,gazingatmeintently.

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besidemechristianbristlesandfixesmaxwithaback-off-nowglare.he

reddensandquicklyhandschristianmycoatcheckticket.

“letmeshowyoutoyourtable.”misssatinhotpantsfluttershereyelashes

atmyhusband,flicksherlongblondhair,andsashaysthroughtheentryway.i

tightenmygriparoundchristian,andhegazesdownatmequestioninglyfor

amoment,thensmirksaswefollowmisssatinhotpantsintothebar.

thelightingismuted,thewallsareblack,ithink,andthefurnishingsdeep

red.thereareboothsflankingtwosidesofthewallsandalargeu-shaped

barinthemiddle.it’sbusy,giventhatwe’rehereoff-season,butnottoo

crowdedwiththewell-heeledofaspenoutforagoodtimeonasaturday

night.thedresscodeisrelaxed,andforthefirsttimeifeelalittleover...

um,underdressed.i’mnotsurewhich.thefloorandwallsvibratewiththe

musicpulsingfromthedancefloorbehindthebarandlightsarewhirlingand

flashingonandoff.inmyheadystateiidlythinkit’sanepileptic’snightmare.

satinhotpantsleadsustoacornerbooththat’sbeenropedoff.it’snearthe

barwithaccesstothedancefloor.clearlythebestseatsinthehouse.

“there’llbesomeonealongtotakeyourordershortly.”shegivesusherfull

megawattsmileand,withafinalflutterofeyelashesatmyhusband,sashays

backfromwhereshecame.miaisalreadyjiggingfromfoottofoot,itchingto

getontothedancefloor,andethantakespityonher.

“champagne?”christianasksastheyheadoffhandinhandtowardthe

dancefloor.ethangiveshimathumbs-upandmianodsenthusiastically.

kateandelliotsitbackonthesoftvelvetseating,handinhand.theylookso

happy,theirfeaturessoftandradiantintheglowfromthetealightsflickering

incrystalholdersonthelowtable.christiangesturesformetosit,andi

scootinbesidekate.hetakesaseatbesidemeandanxiouslyscansthe

room.

“showmeyourring.”iraisemyvoiceoverthemusic.iwillbehoarsebythe

timewelea一ve.katebeamsatmeandholdsupherhand.theringis

exquisite—asinglesolitaireinafineelaborateclawwithtinydiamondson

eitherside.ithasaretrovictorianlooktoit.

“it’sbeautiful.”

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shenodsindelightand,reachingover,squeezeselliot’sthigh.heleans

downandkissesher.

“getaroom,”icallout.

elliotgrins.

ayoungwomanwithshortdarkhairandamischievoussmile,wearing

regulation,blacksatin,hotpants,comestotakeourorder.

“whatdoyouwanttodrink?”christianasks.

“you’renotpickingupthetabforthis,too,”elliotgrumbles.

“don’tstartthatshit,elliot,”christiansaysmildly.despitetheobjectionsof

kate,elliotandethan,christianhaspaidforthemealwejustconsumed.he

simplywa一vedthemasideandwouldnothearofanyoneelsepaying.igaze

athimlovingly.myfiftyshades...alwaysincontrol.

elliotopenshismouthtosaysomethingbut,wiselyperhaps,closesitagain.

“i’llha一veabeer,”hesays.

“kate?”christianasks.

“morechampagne,please.thecristalisdelicious.buti’msureethanwould

preferabeer.”shesmilessweetly—yes,sweetly—atchristian.sheis

incandescentwithhappiness.ifeelitradiatingoffher,andit’sapleasureto

baskinherjoy.

“ana?”

“champagne,please.”

“bottleofcristal,threeperonis,andabottleoficedmineralwater,six

glasses,”hesaysinhisusualauthoritative,no-nonsensemanner.it’skinda

hot.

“thankyou,sir.comingrightup.”misshotpantsnumbertwogiveshima

gracioussmile,buthe’ssparedtheflutteringofeyelashesthoughhercheeks

reddenalittle.

ishakemyheadinresignation.he’smine,girlfriend.

“what?”heasksme.

“shedidn’tflutterhereyelashesatyou.”ismirk.heblinksatme.“oh.was

shesupposedto?”heasks,andicantellhe’samused.

“womenusuallydo.”mytoneisironic.

hegrins.“mrs.grey,areyoujealous?”

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“notintheslightest.”ipoutathim.andirealizeinthatmomentthatiam

beginningtotoleratewomenoglingmyhusband.almost.christianclaspsmy

handandkissesmyknuckles.

“youha一venothingtobejealousof,mrs.grey,”hemurmursclosetomyear,

hisbreathticklingme.

“iknow.”

“good.”

thewaitressreturns,andmomentslateri’msippinganotherglassof

champagne.

“here.”christianhandsmeaglassofwater.“drinkthis.”

ifrownathimandsee,ratherthanhear,hissigh.

“threeglassesofwhitewineatdinnerandtwoofchampagne,aftera

strawberrydaiquiriandtwoglassesoffrascatiatlunchtime.drink.now,

ana.”

howdoesheknowaboutthecocktailsthisafternoon?iscowlathim.but

actuallyhedoesha一veapoint.takingtheglassofwater,idownitinamost

unladylikemannertoregistermyprotestatbeingtoldwhattodo...again.i

wipemyhandacrossthebackofmymouth.

“goodgirl,”hesays,smirking.“you’vevomitedonmeoncealready.idon’t

wishtoexperiencethatagaininahurry.”

“idon’tknowwhatyou’recomplainingabout.yougottosleepwithme.”

hesmilesandhiseyessoften.“yeah,idid.”

ethanandmiaareback.

“ethan’shadenough,fornow.comeon,girls—let’shitthefloor.strikea

pose,throwsomeshapes,workoffthecaloriesfromthechocolatemousse.”

katestandsimmediately.“coming?”sheaskselliot.

“letmewatchyou,”hesays.andiha一vetolookawayquickly,blushingatthe

lookhegivesher.shegrinsasistand.

“i’mgoingtoburnsomecalories,”isay,andleaningdowniwhisperin

christian’sear,“youcanwatchme.”

“don’tbendover,”hegrowls.

“okay.”istandabruptly.whoa!headrushandiclutchchristian’sshoulder

astheroomshiftsandtiltsalittle.

“perhapsyoushouldha一vesomemorewater,”christianmurmurs,awarning

clearinhisvoice.

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“i’mfine.theseseatsarelowandmyheelsarehigh.”

katetakesmyhand,andtakingadeepbreathifollowherandmia,perfectly

poised,ontothedancefloor.

themusicispulsing,atechnobeatwithathumpingbassline.thedance

floorisn’tcrowded,whichmeansweha一vesomespace.themixiseclectic—

youngandoldalikedancingthenightaway.iha一veneverbeenagood

dancer.infact,it’sonlysincei’vebeenwithchristianthatidanceatall.kate

hugsme.

“i’msohappy,”sheshoutsoverthemusic,andshestartstodance.miais

doingwhatmiadoes,grinningatthepairofus,throwingherselfaround.

jeez,she’stakingupalotofroomonthedancefloor.iglancebacktoward

thetable.ourmenarewatchingus.istarttomove.it’sapulsingrhythm.i

closemyeyesandsurrendertoit.iopenmyeyestofindthedancefloor

closemyeyesandsurrendertoit.iopenmyeyestofindthedancefloor

fillingup.kate,miaandiareforcedclosertogether.andtomysurpriseifind

i’mactuallyenjoyingmyself.ibegintomovealittlemore...alittlemore

bra一vely.kategivesmetwothumbsup,andibeambackather.

iclosemyeyes.whydidispendthefirsttwentyyearsofmylifenotdoing

this?ichosereadingoverdancing.janeaustendidn’tha一vegreatmusicto

movetoandthomashardy...jeez,he’dha一vefeltguiltyassinthathe

wasn’tdancingwithhisfirstwife.igiggleatthethought.

it’schristian.christianhasgivenmethisconfidenceinmybodyandhowi

canmoveit.

suddenly,therearetwohandsonmyhips.igrin.christianhasjoinedme.i

wiggle,andhishandsmovetomybehindandsqueeze,thenbacktomy

hips.

iopenmyeyes.andmiaisgapingatmeinhorror.shit...amithatbad?i

reachdowntoholdchristian’shands.they’rehairy.fuck!

they’renothis.iwhirlaround,andtoweringovermeisablondgiantwith

moreteeththanisnaturalandaleeringsmiletoshowcasethem.