Part III Chapter Nine

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wheniwakebeforethealarmthefollowingmorning,christianiswrapped

aroundmelikeivy,hisheadonmychest,hisarmaroundmywaistandhis

legbetweenmine—andhe’sonmysideofthebed.it’salwaysthesame,if

wearguethenightbefore,thisishowheendsup,coiledaroundme,making

mehotandbothered.

oh,fifty.heissoneedyonsomelevel.whowouldha一vethought?

thefamiliarvisionofchristianasadirty,wretchedlittleboyhauntsme.

gently,istrokehisshorterhairandmymelancholyrecedes.hestirs,andhis

sleepyeyesmeetmine.heblinksacoupleoftimesashewakes.

“hi,”hemurmursandsmiles.

“hi.”ilovewakingtothatsmile.

henuzzlesmybreastsandhumsappreciativelydeepinhisthroat.hishand

tra一velsdownfrommywaist,skimmingoverthecoolsatinofmynightgown.

“whatatemptingmorselyouare,”hemutters.“but,temptingthoughyouare,”

heglancesatthealarm,“iha一vetogetup.”hestretchesout,untangling

himselffromme,andrises.ilieback,putmyhandsbehindmyhead,and

enjoytheshow—

christianstrippingforhisshower.heisperfect.iwouldn’tchangeahairon

hishead...well,exceptwhenhishairgetstoolong.

“admiringtheview,mrs.grey?”christianarchesasardonicbrowatme.

“it’samightyfineview,mr.grey.”

hegrinsandthrowshispajamapantsatmesotheyalmostlandonmyface,

buticatchthemintime,gigglinglikeaschoolgirl.withawickedgrin,he

reachesdown,pullstheduvetoff,putsonekneeonthebedandgrabsmy

ankles,pullingmetowardhimsothatmynightdressridesup.isqueal,and

hecrawlsupmybody,trailinglittlekissesonmyknee,mythigh...my...oh

...christian!

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“goodmorning,mrs.grey,”mrs.jonesgreetsme.iflush,embarrassed

rememberinghertrystwithtaylorthenightbefore.

“goodmorning,”irespondasshehandsmeacupoftea.isitonthebar

stoolbesidemyhusband,whojustlooksradiant:freshlyshowered,hishair

damp,wearingacrispwhiteshirtandthatsilver-graytie.myfa一voritetie.i

ha一vefondmemoriesofthattie.

“howareyou,mrs.grey?”heasks,hiseyeswarm.

“ithinkyouknow,mr.grey.”igazeupathimthroughmylashes.hesmirks.

“eat,”heorders.“youdidn’teatyesterday.”

oh,bossyfifty!

“that’sbecauseyouwerebeinganarse.”

mrs.jonesdropssomethingthatclattersintothesink,makingmejump.

christianseemsoblivioustothenoise.ignoringher,hestaresatme

impassively.

“arseornot—eat.”histoneisserious.noarguingwithhim.

“okay!pickingupspoon,eatinggranola,”imutterlikeapetulantteenager.i

reachforthegreekyoghurtandspoonsomeontomycereal,followedbya

handfulofblueberries.iglanceatmrs.jonesandshecatchesmyeye.i

smile,andsherespondswithawarmsmileofherown.shehasprovidedme

withmybreakfastofchoiceintroducedtomeonourhoneymoon.

“imayha一vetogotonewyorklaterintheweek.”christian’sannouncement

interruptsmyreverie.

“oh.”

“it’llmeananovernight.iwantyoutocomewithme.”

ohno...

“christian,iwon’tgetthetimeoff.”

hegivesmehisoh-really-but-i’m-the-boss-stare.

isigh.“iknowyouownthecompany,buti’vebeenawayforthreeweeks.

please.howcanyouexpectmetorunthebusinessifi’mneverthere?i’llbe

finehere.i’massumingyou’lltaketaylorwithyou,butsawyerandryanwill

behere—”istop,becausechristianisgrinningatme.“what?”isnap.

“nothing.justyou,”hesays.

ifrown.ishelaughingatme?thenanastythoughtpopsintomymind.“how

areyougettingtonewyork?”

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“thecompanyjet,why?”

“ijustwantedtocheckifyouweretakingcharlietango.”myvoiceisquiet,

andashiverrunsdownmyspine.irememberthelasttimeheflewhis

helicopter.awa一veofnauseahitsmeasirecalltheanxioushoursispent

waitingfornews.thatwaspossiblythelowestpointinmylife.inoticemrs.

joneshasstilled,too.itryanddismisstheidea.

“iwouldn’tflytonewyorkincharlietango.shedoesn’tha一vethatkindof

range.besides,shewon’tbebackfromtheengineersforanothertwo

weeks.”

oh...thankhea一vens.mysmileispartlyfromrelief,butalsotheknowledge

thatthedemiseofcharlietangohasoccupiedagreatdealofchristian’s

thoughtsandtimeoverthelastfewweeks.

“welli’mgladshe’snearlyfixed,but—”istop.canitellhimhownervousi’ll

bewhenhefliesnexttime?

“what?”heasksashefinisheshisomelet.

ishrug.

“ana?”hesays,moresternly.

“ijust...youknow.lasttimeyouflewinher—ithought,wethought,you’d..

.”ican’tfinishthesentence,andchristian’sexpressionsoftens.

“hey.”hereachesuptocaressmyfacewiththebackofhisknuckles.“that

wassabotage.”adarkexpressioncrosseshisface,andforamomenti

wonderifheknowswhowasresponsible.

“icouldn’tbeartoloseyou,”imurmur.

“fivepeopleha一vebeenfiredbecauseofthat,ana.itwon’thappenagain.”

“five?”

henods,hisfaceserious.

holycrap!“thatremindsme.there’saguninyourdesk.”

hefrownsatmynonsequiturandprobablyatmyaccusatorytone,thoughi

don’tmeanitthatway.

“it’sleila’s,”hesaysfinally.

“it’sfullyloaded.”

“howdoyouknow?”hisfrowndeepens.

“icheckedityesterday.”

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hescowlsatme.“idon’twantyoumessingwithguns.ihopeyouputthe

safetybackon.”

iblinkathim,momentarilystupefied.“christian,there’snosafetyonthat

revolver.don’tyouknowanythingaboutguns?”

hiseyeswiden.“um...no.”

taylorcoughsdiscreetlyfromtheentrance.christiannodsathim.

“weha一vetogo,”christiansays.hestands,distracted,andslipsonhisgray

jacket.ifollowhimintothehallway.

hehasleila’sgun.iamstunnedbythisnewsandbrieflywonderwhat’s

happenedtoher.isshestillin—whereisit?eastsomewhere.new

hampshire?ican’tremember.

“goodmorning,taylor,”christiansays.

“goodmorning,mr.grey,mrs.grey.”henodsatusboth,buthe’scarefulnot

tolookmeintheeye.i’mgrateful,recallingmystateofundresswhenwe

bumpedintoeachotherlastnight.

“iamjustgoingtobrushmyteeth,”imutter.christianalwaysbrusheshis

teethbeforebreakfast.idon’tunderstandwhy.

“youshouldasktaylortoteachyouhowtoshoot,”isayaswetra一veldownin

theelevator.christiangazesdownatme,amused.

“shouldinow?”hesaysdryly.

“yes.”

“anastasia,idespiseguns.mymomhaspatchedupsomanyvictimsofgun

crime,andmydadisvehementlyantigun.igrewupwiththeirethos.isupport

atleasttwoguncontrolinitiativeshereinwashington.”

“oh.doestaylorcarryagun?”

christian’smouththins.

“sometimes.”

“youdon’tapprove?”iask,aschristianushersmeoutoftheelevatoronthe

groundfloor.

“no,”hesays,tight-lipped.“let’sjustsaythattaylorandiholdverydifferent

viewswithregardtoguncontrol.”oh!iamwithtayloronthis.

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tangowassabotaged.sawyersmilespleasantly,holdingthedooropenfor

measchristianandiclimbintothecar.

“please.”ireachacrossandgraspchristian’shand.

“pleasewhat?”

“learnhowtoshoot.”

herollshiseyesatme.“no.endofdiscussion,anastasia.”

andiamachildagaintobescolded.iopenmymouthtosaysomething

cutting,butdecideidon’twanttostartmyworkdayinabadmood.ifoldmy

armsinstead,andglimpsetaylorregardingmeintherearviewmirror.he

looksaway,concentratingontheroadinfront,butshakeshisheadalittle,in

obviousfrustration.hmm...christiandriveshimcrazy,too,sometimes.

thethoughtmakesmesmile,andmymoodissa一ved.

“whereisleila?”iask,aschristiangazesoutofhiswindow.

“itoldyou.she’sinconnecticutwithherfolks.”heglancesatme.

“didyoucheck?afterall,shedoesha一velonghair.itcouldha一vebeenher

drivingthedodge.”

“yes,ichecked.she’senrolledinanartschoolinhamden.shestartedthis

week.”

“you’vespokentoher?”iwhisper,alltheblooddrainingfrommyface.

christianwhipshisheadaroundatthetoneofmyvoice.

“no.flynnhas.”hesearchesmyfaceforacluetomythoughts.

“isee,”imurmur,relieved.

“what?”

“nothing.”

christiansighs.“ana.whatisit?”

ishrug,notwantingtoadmittomyirrationaljealousy.christiancontinues,

“i’mkeepingtabsonher,checkingthatshestaysonhersideofthecontinent.

she’sbetter,ana.flynnhasreferredhertoashrinkinnewha一ven,andall

thereportsareverypositive.she’salwaysbeeninterestedinart,so...”he

stops,hisfacestillsearchingmine.andinthatmomentisuspectthatheis

payingforherartclasses.doiwanttoknow?shouldiaskhim?imeanit’s

notlikehecan’taffordit,butwhydoeshefeeltheobligation?isigh.

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classandhishalf-assedattemptstokissme.christianreachesformyhand.

“don’tsweatthis,anastasia,”hemurmurs,andireturnhisreassuring

squeeze.iknowhe’sdoingwhathethinksisright.

midmorningiha一veabreakinmeetings.asipickupthephonetocallkate,i

noticeane-mailfromchristian.

from:christiangrey

subject:flattery

date:august23,201109:54??

to:anastasiagrey

mrs.grey

iha一vereceivedthreecomplimentsonmynewhaircut.complimentsfrommy

staffarenew.itmustbetheridiculoussmilei’mwearingwheneverithink

aboutlastnight.youareindeedawonderful,talented,beautifulwoman.

andallmine.

christiangrey

ceo,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

imeltreadingit.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:tryingtoconcentratehere.

date:august23,201110:48

to:christiangrey

mr.grey

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iamtryingtoworkanddon’twanttobedistractedbydeliciousmemories.

isnowthetimetoconfessthatiusedtocutray’shairregularly?

ihadnoideaitwouldbesuchusefultraining.

andyes,iamyoursandyou,mydearoverbearinghusbandwhorefusesto

exercisehisconstitutionalrightunderthesecondamendmenttobeararms,

aremine.butdon’tworrybecauseishallprotectyou.always.

anastasiagrey

commissioningeditor,sip

from:christiangrey

subject:annieoakley

date:august23,201110:53

to:anastasiagrey

mrs.grey

iamdelightedtoseeyouha一vespokentotheitdeptandchangedyour

name.:d

ishallsleepsafeinmybedknowingthatmygun-totingwifesleepsbeside

me.

christiangrey

ceo&hoplophobe,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

hoplophobe?whatthehellisthat?

from:anastasiagrey

subject:longwords

date:august23,201110:58

to:christiangrey

mr.grey

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oncemoreyoudazzlemewithyourlinguisticprowess.infact,yourprowess

ingeneral,andithinkyouknowwhati’mreferringto.

anastasiagrey

commissioningeditor,sip

from:christiangrey

subject:gasp!

date:august23,201111:01

to:anastasiagrey

mrs.grey

areyouflirtingwithme?

christiangrey

shockedceo,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:wouldyourather...

date:august23,201111:04

to:christiangrey

iflirtedwithsomeoneelse?

anastasiagrey

bra一vecommissioningeditor,sip

from:christiangrey

subject:grrrrr

date:august23,201111:09

to:anastasiagrey

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no!

christiangrey

possessiveceo,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:wow...

date:august23,201111:14

to:christiangrey

areyougrowlingatme?’causethat’skindahot.

anastasiagrey

squirming(inagoodway)commissioningeditor,sip

from:christiangrey

subject:beware

date:august23,201111:16

to:anastasiagrey

flirtingandtoyingwithme,mrs.grey?

imaypayyouavisitthisafternoon.

christiangrey

priapicceo,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:ohno!

date:august23,201111:20

to:christiangrey

i’lbeha一ve.iwouldn’twantmyboss’sboss’sbossgettingontopofmeat

work.;)

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nowletmegetonwithmyjob.myboss’sboss’sbossmayfiremyass.

anastasiagrey

commissioningeditor,sip

from:christiangrey

subject:&*%$&*&*

date:august23,201111:23

to:anastasiagrey

believemewhenisaythereareagreatmanythingshe’dliketodotoyour

assrightnow.firingyouisnotoneofthem.christiangrey

ceo&assman,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

hisresponsemakesmegiggle.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:goaway!

date:august23,201111:26

to:christiangrey

don’tyouha一veanempiretorun?

stopbotheringme.

mynextappointmentishere.

ithoughtyouwereabreastman...

thinkaboutmyass,andi’lthinkaboutyours...ilyx

anastasiagrey

nowmoistcommissioningeditor,sip

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~o0o~

icannothelpmydespondentmoodassawyerdrivesmetotheofficeon

thursday.christian’sthreatenedbusinesstriptonewyorkhashappened,

andthoughhe’sonlybeengoneafewhours,imisshimalready.ifireupmy

computer,andthere’sanemailwaitingforme.mymoodliftsimmediately.

from:christiangrey

subject:missyoualready

date:august25,201104:32

to:anastasiagrey

mrs.grey

youwereadorablethismorning.

beha一vewhilei’maway.

iloveyou.

christiangrey

ceo,greyenterprisesholdingsinc.

thiswillbethefirstnightwe’vesleptapartsincethenightbeforeour

wedding.iintendtoha一veafewcocktailswithkate—thatshouldhelpme

sleep.impulsively,ie-mailhimback,althoughiknowthathe’sstillflying.

from:anastasiagrey

subject:beha一veyourself!

date:august25,201109:03

to:christiangrey

letmeknowwhenyouland—i’lworryuntilyoudo.

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