socriedbothofthem.thereforetheiroldpapagavetoeachofthemahandsomehorse.theyouthwhoknewthedictionaryandnewspaperbyhearthadablackhorse,andhewhoknewallaboutthecorporationlawsreceivedamilk-whitesteed.thentheyrubbedthecornersoftheirmouthswithfish-oil,sothattheymightbecomeverysmoothandglib.alltheservantsstoodbelowinthecourtyard,andlookedonwhiletheymountedtheirhorses;andjustbychancethethirdsoncameup.fortheproprietorhadreallythreesons,thoughnobodycountedthethirdwithhisbrothers,becausehewasnotsolearnedasthey,andindeedhewasgenerallyknownas"jackthedullard."
"hallo!"saidjackthedullard,"whereareyougoing?ideclareyouhaveputonyoursundayclothes!"
"we'regoingtotheking'scourt,assuitorstotheking'sdaughter.don'tyouknowtheannouncementthathasbeenmadeallthroughthecountry?"andtheytoldhimallaboutit.
"myword!i'llbeinittoo!"criedjackthedullard;andhistwobrothersburstoutlaughingathim,androdeaway.
"father,dear,"saidjack,"imusthaveahorsetoo.idofeelsodesperatelyinclinedtomarry!ifsheacceptsme,sheacceptsme;andifshewon'thaveme,i'llhaveher;butsheshallbemine!"
"don'ttalknonsense,"repliedtheoldgentleman."youshallhavenohorsefromme.youdon'tknowhowtospeak-youcan'tarrangeyourwords.yourbrothersareverydifferentfellowsfromyou."
"well,"quothjackthedullard,"ifican'thaveahorse,i'lltakethebilly-goat,whobelongstome,andhecancarrymeverywell!"
andsosaid,sodone.hemountedthebilly-goat,pressedhisheelsintoitssides,andgallopeddownthehighstreetlikeahurricane.
"hei,houp!thatwasaride!hereicome!"shoutedjackthedullard,andhesangtillhisvoiceechoedfarandwide.
buthisbrothersrodeslowlyoninadvanceofhim.theyspokenotaword,fortheywerethinkingaboutthefineextemporespeechestheywouldhavetobringout,andthesehadtobecleverlypreparedbeforehand.
"hallo!"shoutedjackthedullard."hereami!lookwhatihavefoundonthehighroad."andheshowedthemwhatitwas,anditwasadeadcrow.
"dullard!"exclaimedthebrothers,"whatareyougoingtodowiththat?"
"withthecrow?why,iamgoingtogiveittotheprincess."
"yes,doso,"saidthey;andtheylaughed,androdeon.
"hallo,hereiamagain!justseewhatihavefoundnow:youdon'tfindthatonthehighroadeveryday!"
andthebrothersturnedroundtoseewhathecouldhavefoundnow.
"dullard!"theycried,"thatisonlyanoldwoodenshoe,andtheupperpartismissingintothebargain;areyougoingtogivethatalsototheprincess?"
"mostcertainlyishall,"repliedjackthedullard;andagainthebrotherslaughedandrodeon,andthustheygotfarinadvanceofhim;but-
"hallo-hoprara!"andtherewasjackthedullardagain."itisgettingbetterandbetter,"hecried."hurrah!itisquitefamous."
"why,whathaveyoufoundthistime?"inquiredthebrothers.
"oh,"saidjackthedullard,"icanhardlytellyou.howgladtheprincesswillbe!"
"bah!"saidthebrothers;"thatisnothingbutclayoutoftheditch."
"yes,certainlyitis,"saidjackthedullard;"andclayofthefinestsort.see,itissowet,itrunsthroughone'sfingers."andhefilledhispocketwiththeclay.
buthisbrothersgallopedontillthesparksflew,andconsequentlytheyarrivedafullhourearlieratthetowngatethancouldjack.nowatthegateeachsuitorwasprovidedwithanumber,andallwereplacedinrowsimmediatelyontheirarrival,sixineachrow,andsocloselypackedtogetherthattheycouldnotmovetheirarms;andthatwasaprudentarrangement,fortheywouldcertainlyhavecometoblows,hadtheybeenable,merelybecauseoneofthemstoodbeforetheother.
alltheinhabitantsofthecountryroundaboutstoodingreatcrowdsaroundthecastle,almostundertheverywindows,toseetheprincessreceivethesuitors;andaseachsteppedintothehall,hispowerofspeechseemedtodeserthim,likethelightofacandlethatisblownout.thentheprincesswouldsay,"heisofnouse!