whydidhenot
leavethemalone?whowouldtroublethemselvesaboutsuchtrifles?
especiallyatacomedy,whereeveryoneisexpectedtobeamused.then
sometimesthepublicapplaudedtoomuch,ortoolittle,topleasehim.
"theyarelikewetwood,"hewouldsay,lookingroundtoseewhatsort
ofpeoplewerepresent,"thisevening;nothingfiresthem."thenhe
wouldvexandfrethimselfbecausetheydidnotlaughattheright
time,orbecausetheylaughedinthewrongplaces;andsohefretted
andworriedhimselftillatlasttheunhappymanfrettedhimself
intothegrave.
hererestsahappyman,thatistosay,amanofhighbirthand
position,whichwasveryluckyforhim,otherwisehewouldhavebeen
scarcelyworthnotice.itisbeautifultoobservehowwiselynature
ordersthesethings.hewalkedaboutinacoatembroideredallover,
andinthedrawing-roomsofsocietylookedjustlikeoneofthoserich
pearl-embroideredbell-pulls,whichareonlymadeforshow;andbehind
themalwayshangsagoodthickcordforuse.thismanalsohada
stout,usefulsubstitutebehindhim,whodiddutyforhim,and
performedallhisdirtywork.andtherearestill,evennow,these
serviceablecordsbehindotherembroideredbell-ropes.itisallso
wiselyarranged,thatamanmaywellbeinagoodhumor.
hererests,-ah,itmakesonefeelmournfultothinkofhim!-
buthererestsamanwho,duringsixty-sevenyears,wasnever
rememberedtohavesaidagoodthing;helivedonlyinthehopeof
havingagoodidea.atlasthefeltconvinced,inhisownmind,that
hereallyhadone,andwassodelightedthathepositivelydiedofjoy
atthethoughtofhavingatlastcaughtanidea.nobodygotanything
byit;indeed,nooneevenheardwhatthegoodthingwas.nowican
imaginethatthissameideamaypreventhimfromrestingquietlyin
hisgrave;forsupposethattoproduceagoodeffect,itis
necessarytobringouthisnewideaatbreakfast,andthathecanonly
makehisappearanceonearthatmidnight,asghostsarebelieved
generallytodo;whythenthisgoodideawouldnotsuitthehour,
andthemanwouldhavetocarryitdownagainwithhimintothegrave-
thatmustbeatroubledgrave.
thewomanwholiesherewassoremarkablystingy,thatduring
herlifeshewouldgetupinthenightandmew,thatherneighbors
mightthinkshekeptacat.whatamisershewas!
hererestsayounglady,ofagoodfamily,whowouldalwaysmake
hervoiceheardinsociety,andwhenshesang"mimancalavoce,"*
itwastheonlytruethingsheeversaidinherlife.
*"iwantavoice,"or,"ihavenovoice."
hereliesamaidenofanotherdescription.shewasengagedtobe
married,-but,herstoryisoneofevery-daylife;wewillleaveher
torestinthegrave.
hererestsawidow,who,withmusicinhertongue,carriedgallin
herheart.sheusedtogoroundamongthefamiliesnear,andsearch