“listentomecareful,cheapie—”
“wereyoueverinengland,mendy?youandrandystarrandpaulmarstonorterrylennoxorwhateverhisnamewas?inthebritisharmyperhaps?hadalittleracketinsohoandgothotandfiguredthearmywasacooling-offspot?”
“holdtheline.”
iheldit.nothinghappenedexceptthatiwaitedandmyarmgottired.iswitchedthereceivertotheotherside.finallyhecameback.
“nowlistencareful,marlowe.youstirupthatlennoxcaseandyou’redead.terrywasapalandigotfeelingstoo.soyougotfeelings.i’llgoalongwithyoujustthisfar.itwasacommandooutfit.itwasbritish.ithappenedinnorway,oneofthoseislandsoffthecoast.theygotamillionofthem.november1942.nowwillyouliedownandrestthattiredbrainofyours?”
“thankyou,mendy.iwilldothat.yoursecretissafewithme.i’mnottellingittoanybodybutthepeopleiknow.”
“buyyourselfapaper,cheapie.readandremember.bigtoughwilliemagoon.beatupinfrontofhisownhouse.boy,washesurprisedwhenhecomeoutoftheether!”
hehungup.iwentdownstairsandboughtapaperanditwasjustasmenendezhadsaid.therewasapictureofbigwilliemagooninhishospitalbed.youcouldseehalfhisfaceandoneeye.therestofhimwasbandages.seriouslybutnotcriticallyinjured.theboyshadbeenverycarefulaboutthat.theywantedhimtolive.afterallhewasacop.inourtownthemobsdon’tkillacop.theyleavethattothejuveniles.andalivecopwhohasbeenputthroughthemeatgrinderisamuchbetteradvertisement.hegetswelleventuallyandgoesbacktowork.butfromthattimeonsomethingismissing—thelastinchofsteelthatmakesallthedifference.he’sawalkinglessonthatitisamistaketopushtheracketboystoohard—especiallyifyouareonthevicesquadandeatingatthebestplacesanddrivingacadillac.
isatthereandbroodedaboutitforawhileandthenidialedthenumberofthecarneorganizationandaskedforgeorgepeters.hewasout.ileftmynameandsaiditwasurgent.hewasexpectedinaboutfive-thirty.
iwentovertothehollywoodpubliclibraryandaskedquestionsinthereferenceroom,butcouldn’tfindwhatiwanted.soihadtogobackformyoldsanddrivedowntowntothemainlibrary.ifounditthere,inasmallishred-boundbookpublishedinengland.icopiedwhatiwantedfromitanddrovehome.icalledthecarneorganizationagain.peterswasstillout,soiaskedthegirltoreroutethecalltomeathome.
iputthechessboardonthecoffeetableandsetoutaproblemcalledthesphynx.itisprintedontheendpapersofabookonchessbyblackburn,theenglishchesswizard,probablythemostdynamicchessplayerwhoeverlived,althoughhewouldn’tgettofirstbaseinthecoldwartypeofchesstheyplaynowadays.thesphynxisaneleven-moveranditjustifiesitsname.chessproblemsseldomruntomorethanfourorfivemoves.beyondthatthedifficultyofsolvingthemrisesinalmostgeometricalprogression.aneleven-moverissheerunadulteratedtorture.
onceinalongwhilewhenifeelmeanenoughisetitoutandlookforanewwaytosolveit.it’sanicequietwaytogocrazy.youdon’tevenscream,butyoucomeawfullyclose.
georgepeterscalledmeatfive-forty.weexchangedpleasantriesandcondolences.
“you’vegotyourselfinanotherjam,isee,”hesaidcheerfully.“whydon’tyoutrysomequietbusinesslikeembalming?”
“takestoolongtolearn.listen,iwanttobecomeaclientofyouragency,ifitdoesn’tcosttoomuch.”
“dependsonwhatyouwantdone,oldboy.andyou’dhavetotalktocarne.”
“no.”
“well,tellme.”
“londonisfullofguyslikeme,butiwouldn’tknowonefromtheother.theycallthemprivateenquiryagents.youroutfitwouldhaveconnections.i’djusthavetopickanameatrandomandprobablygethornswoggled.iwantsomeinformationthatshouldbeeasyenoughtoget,andiwantitquick.musthaveitbeforetheendofnextweek.”
“spill.”
“iwanttoknowsomethingaboutthewarserviceofterrylennoxorpaulmarston,whatevernameheused.hewasinthecommandosoverthere.hewascapturedwoundedinnovember1942inaraidonsomenorwegianisland.iwanttoknowwhatoutfithewaspostedfromandwhathappenedtohim.thewarofficewillhaveallthat.it’snotsecretinformation,oriwouldn’tthinkso.let’ssayaquestionofinheritanceisinvolved.”
“youdon’tneedaforthat.youcouldgetitdirect.writethemaletter.”
“shoveit,george.imightgetananswerinthreemonths.iwantoneinfivedays.”
“youhaveathoughtthere,pal.anythingelse?”
“onethingmore.theykeepalltheirvitalrecordsoverthereinaplacetheycallsomersethouse.iwanttoknowifhefiguresthereinanyconnection—birth,marriage,naturalization,anythingatall.”
“why?”
“whatdoyoumean,why?who’spayingthebill?”
“supposethenamesdon’tshow?”
“theni’mstuck.iftheydo,iwantcertifiedcopiesofanythingyourmanturnsup.howmuchyousoakingme?”
“i’llhavetoaskcarne.hemaythumbitoutaltogether.wedon’twantthekindofpublicityyouget.ifheletsmehandleit,andyouagreenottomentiontheconnection,i’dsaythreehundredbucks.thoseguysovertheredon’tgetmuchbydollarstandards.hemighthitusfortenguineas,lessthanthirtybucks.ontopofthatanyexpenseshemighthave.sayfiftybucksaltogetherandcarnewouldn’topenafileforlessthantwo-fifty.”
“professionalrates.”
“ha,ha.heneverheardofthem.”
“callme,george.wanttoeatdinner?”
“romanoff’s?”
“allright,”igrowled,“ifthey’llgivemeareservation—whichidoubt.”
“wecanhavecarne’stable.ihappentoknowhe’sdiningprivately.he’saregularatromanoff’s.itpaysoffintheupperbracketsofthebusiness.carneisaprettybigboyinthistown.”
“yeah,sure.iknowsomebody—andknowhimpersonally—whocouldlosecarneunderhislittlefingernail.”
“goodwork,kid.ialwaysknewyouwouldcomethroughintheclutch.seeyouaboutseveno’clockinthebaratromanoff’s.telltheheadthiefyou’rewaitingforcolonelcarne.he’llclearaspacearoundyousoyoudon’tgetelbowedbyanyriffrafflikescreenwritersortelevisionactors.”
“seeyouatseven,”isaid.
wehungupandiwentbacktothechessboard.butthesphynxdidn’tseemtointerestmeanymore.inalittlewhilepeterscalledmebackandsaiditwasallrightwithcarneprovidedthenameoftheiragencywasnotconnectedwithmyproblems.peterssaidhewouldgetanightletterofftolondonatonce.