nomatterhowsmartyouthinkyouare,youhavetohaveaplacetostartfrom:aname,anaddress,aneighborhood,abackground,anatmosphere,apointofreferenceofsomesort.allihadwastypingonacrumpledyellowpagethatsaid,“idonotlikeyou,dr.v.butrightnowyou’rethemanforme.”withthaticouldpinpointthepacificocean,spendamonthwadingthroughthelistsofhalfadozencountymedicalassociations,andendupwiththebiground0.inourtownquacksbreedlikeguineapigs.thereareeightcountieswithinahundredmilesofthecityhallandineverytownineverysingleoneofthemtherearedoctors,somegenuinemedicalmen,somejustmail-ordermechanicswithalicensetocutcornsorjumpupanddownonyourspine.oftherealdoctorssomeareprosperousandsomepoor,someethical,othersnotsuretheycanaffordit.awell-heeledpatientwithincipient’scouldbemoneyfromhometoplentyofoldgeezerswhohavefallenbehindinthevitaminandantibiotictrade.butwithoutacluetherewasnoplacetostart.ididn’thavetheclueandeileenwadeeitherdidn’thaveitordidn’tknowshehadit.andevenififoundsomebodythatfittedandhadtherightinitial,hemightturnouttobeamyth,sofarasrogerwadewasconcerned.thejinglemightbesomethingthatjusthappenedtorunthroughhisheadwhilehewasgettinghimselfstewedup.justasthescottfitzgeraldallusionmightbemerelyanoff-beatwayofsayinggoodbye.
inasituationlikethatthesmallmantriestopickthebigman’sbrains.soicalledupamaniknewinthecarneorganization,aflossyagencyinbeverlyhillsthatspecializedinprotectionforthecarriagetrade—protectionmeaningalmostanythingwithonefootinsidethelaw.theman’snamewasgeorgepetersandhesaidhecouldgivemetenminutesifimadeitfast.
theyhadhalfthesecondfloorofoneofthesecandy-pinkfour-storiedbuildingswheretheelevatordoorsopenallbythemselveswithanelectriceye,wherethecorridorsarecoolandquiet,andtheparkinglothasanameoneverystall,andthedruggistoffthefrontlobbyhasasprainedwristfromfillingbottlesofsleepingpills.
thedoorwasfrenchgrayoutsidewithraisedmetallettering,ascleanandsharpasanewknife.thecarneorganization,inc.geraldc.carne,president.belowandsmaller:entrance.itmighthavebeenaninvestmenttrust.
insidewasasmallanduglyreceptionroom,buttheuglinesswasdeliberateandexpensive.thefurniturewasscarletanddarkgreen,thewallswereaflatbrunswickgreen,andthepictureshungonthemwereframedinagreenaboutthreeshadesdarkerthanthat.thepictureswereguysinredcoatsonbighorsesthatwerejustcrazytojumpoverhighfences.thereweretwoframelessmirrorstintedaslightbutdisgustingshadeofrosepink.themagazinesonthetableofpolishedprimaverawereofthelatestissueandeachonewasenclosedinaclearplasticcover.thefellowwhodecoratedthatroomwasnotamantoletcolorsscarehim.heprobablyworeapimentoshirt,mulberryslacks,zebrashoes,andvermiliondrawerswithhisinitialsontheminanicemandarinorange.
thewholethingwasjustwindow-dressing.theclientsofthecarneorganizationwerechargedaminimumofonehundredfishperdiemandtheyexpectedserviceintheirhomes.theydidn’tgositinnowaitingrooms.carnewasanex-colonelofmilitarypolice,abigpinkandwhiteguyashardasaboard.hehadofferedmeajobonce,butinevergotdesperateenoughtotakeit.thereareonehundredandninetywaysofbeingabastardandcarneknewallofthem.
arubbedglasspartitionslidopenandareceptionistlookedoutatme.shehadanironsmileandeyesthatcouldcountthemoneyinyourhipwallet.
“goodmorning.mayihelpyou?”
“georgepeters,please,mynameismarlowe.”
sheputagreenleatherbookontheledge.“isheexpectingyou,mr.marlowe?idon’tseeyournameontheappointmentlist.”
“it’sapersonalmatter.ijusttalkedtohimonthephone.”
“isee.howdoyouspellyourname,mr.marlowe?andyourfirstname,please?”
itoldher.shewroteitdownonalongnarrowform,thenslippedtheedgeunderaclockpunch.
“who’sthatsupposedtoimpress?”iaskedher.
“weareveryparticularaboutdetailshere,”shesaidcoldly.“colonelcarnesaysyouneverknowwhenthemosttrivialfactmayturnouttobevital.”
“ortheotherwayaround,”isaid,butshedidn’tgetit.whenshehadfinishedherbookworkshelookedupandsaid:
“iwillannounceyoutomr.peters.”
itoldherthatmademeveryhappy.aminutelateradoorinthepanelingopenedandpetersbeckonedmeintoabattleship-graycorridorlinedwithlittleofficesthatlookedlikecells.hisofficehadsoundproofingontheceiling,agraysteeldeskwithtwomatchingchairs,agraydictatingmachineonagraystand,atelephoneandpensetofthesamecolorasthewallsandfloor.therewereacoupleofframedphotographsonthewalls,oneofcarneinuniform,withhissnowdrophelmeton,andoneofcarneasacivilianseatedbehindadeskandlookinginscrutable.alsoframedonthewallwasasmallinspirationallegendinsteelylettersonagraybackground.itread:
acarneoperativedresses,speaksandbehaveslikeagentlemanatalltimesandinallplacestherearenoexceptionstothisrule.
peterscrossedtheroomintwolongstepsandpushedoneofthepicturesaside.setintothegraywallbehinditwasagraymicrophonepickup.hepulleditout,unclippedawire,andpusheditbackinplace.hemovedthepictureinfrontofitagain.
“rightnowi’dbeoutofajob,”hesaid,“exceptthatthesonofabitchisoutfixingadrunk-drivingrapforsomeactor.allthemikeswitchesareinhisoffice.hehasthewholejointwired.theothermorningisuggestedtohimthathehaveamicrofilmcamerainstalledwithinfraredlightbehindadiaphanousmirrorinthereceptionroom.hedidn’tliketheideatoowell.maybebecausesomebodyelsehadit.”
hesatdowninoneofthehardgraychairs.istaredathim.hewasagawkylong-leggedmanwithabonyfaceandrecedinghair.hisskinhadthewornweatheredlookofamanwhohasbeenoutofdoorsagreatdeal,inallkindsofweather.hehaddeep-seteyesandanupperlipalmostaslongashisnose.whenhegrinnedthebottomhalfofhisfacedisappearedintotwoenormousditchesthatranfromhisnostrilstotheendsofhiswidemouth.
“howcanyoutakeit?”iaskedhim.
“sitdown,pal.breathequietly,keepyourvoicedown,andrememberthatacarneoperativeistoacheapshamuslikeyouwhattoscaniniistoanorgangrinder’smonkey.”hepausedandgrinned.“itakeitbecauseidon’tgiveadamn.it’sgoodmoneyandanytimecarnestartsactinglikehethoughtiwasdoingtimeinthatmaximum-securityprisonheraninenglandduringthewar,i’llpickupmycheckandblow.what’syourtrouble?ihearyouhaditroughawhileback.”
“nocomplaintsaboutthat.i’dliketolookatyourfileonthebarred-windowboys.iknowyouhaveone.eddiedowsttoldmeafterhequithere.”
henodded.“eddiewasjustamitetoosensitiveforthecarneorganization.thefileyoumentionistopsecret.innocircumstancesmustanyconfidentialinformationbedisclosedtooutsiders.i’llgetitatonce.”
hewentoutandistaredatthegraywastebasketandthegraylinoleumandthegrayleathercornersofthedeskblotter.peterscamebackwithagraycardboardfileinhishand.heputitdownandopenedit.
“forchrissake,haven’tyougotanythinginthisplacethatisn’tgray?”
“theschoolcolors,mylad.thespiritoftheorganization.yeah,ihavesomethingthatisn’tgray.”